I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Guys, seriously. Signal boost. I needed this the other night, and a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who needed it. This is the best freaking thing ever.
Presumably this isn’t as region-specific as a list of phone numbers so yeah anyone could need this!
what have you done to my basket
One of the best things i seen on the internet today.
Get rid of your boundaries and the universe is yours.
i know i reblog this a lot but fuckin look at it
|—||Oscar WIlde (via lyrexz)|
…I’m someone who’s mostly dead inside but still has a little hope for something extraordinary, which, as I said, is the worst breed of human, because it means I know everything is bullshit, but that I secretly hope for the day when it might not be.
|—||Nick Miller (via fckinweird)|